Hello readers,

W00T!!! NEW JERSEY!!!!!

Come back on Wednesday.

Love,
Mike!

Hello readers,

Happy Thanksgiving!! Hope everyone had a good holiday. Come back next week for some zany antics.

And check out our store.

Love,
Mike!

Hello readers,

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving! Most people know. Do you?

So, totally forgot to mention this the other day, Brian ran a half-marathon in Philadelphia! His time was 1 hour, 50 minutes, and... I think 50 seconds? It was about 20 seconds different from Peter's when he did a half-marathon. Maybe they're the same person?

AND HUGE NEWS!!!!!

CHECK OUT OUR STORE!!! We don't officially have items for sale yet, but we are taking pre-orders. It works like this. If you see something you would pay for, e-mail us at the address listed on our store page, and let us know. If we get enough pre-orders, we will produce these items and you will have awesome things. IT'S THAT SIMPLE.

Happy Turkey Day, everyone!

Love,
Mike!

Hello Readers,

Here's our new comic! Maybe this week has something to do with Thanksgiving coming up? I don't know...

Also, we're opening up a store for merchandise. Right now we're just taking pre-orders, but we have a shirt design and some prints and posters coming soon. Send an e-mail to "storeATworldwasntmeantDOTcom" if you're interested in buying our high quality products when they become available.

Love,
Mike!

Hello readers,

Our Friday comic is a little late, it turns out we occasionally have social lives (I'm just as surprised as you are).

This is exactly what watching a movie with my family is like. Like... exactly.

Love,
Mike

Hello readers,

Well... time to meet the family. Yesterday was my parents' 25th Anniversary!!

Come back on Friday.

Love,
Mike

Hello readers,

Today is the start of crazy new story! Ready to meet my family?

Check us out on Facebook and Twitter. Seriously, do it.

Love,
Mike!

**Dan's Note**

Hi Gang,

You may have noticed the "Child's Play" banner at the top of our site. This is a charity organized by the good folks at Penny-Arcade which allows you to purchase toys, games, and movies for hospitalized children. When you imagine how difficult it must be for a child to be in a hospital bed on Christmas morning, instead of rushing to the tree to see if Santa has come, it's easy to see how far your purchase will go to brighten their holiday. You even get to choose which hospital gets your gift from an extensive list, so you can pick one in your area.
Thank you for your consideration!

-Dan

Hello readers,

Here's a new comic! No, I'm not actually in love with Nixon.

Come back next week.

Love,
Mike!

Hello readers,

It's Wednesday, and you know what that means!

It's Veteran's Day! Go hug a Vet!

Love,
Mike!

Hello readers,

This is a comic we made. I've been kind of sick, and Peter went home to New Jersey this weekend, so this has all happened in the 3 hours before midnight. Impressed much?

Tango tango yankee lima!

Love,
Mike!

Hello readers,

Here's the new comic! Enjoy it. Or else.

Brian will get you.

Love,
Mike!

Hello readers,

Here's a new comic! Read it and weep, suckas!

Come back on Friday.

Love,
Mike!

Hello readers,

Happy Halloween! How about that! We had fun here.

If everyone remembers our Sweepstakes, we have our three winners! mberan42 who posted Shomer F*cking Shabbos, mnmm000 who posted Lord of the Candy, and ZombieAsuma who posted Sleepless in Boston, Conclusion. We will be getting in touch with everyone to get shipping information. Congratulations!!

In the meantime, people should check out our Facebook, Twitter, and Message Board.

Come back on Wednesday.

Love,
Mike!