As you can see, I broke my arm. It's the radial head (also known as the Radiohead) and it's in my elbow. I DID do this while riding my bike, and it WAS because I stopped too quickly when I saw some kid falling off his bike and looked like he was aiming for the water. He did not fall in.
Needless to say, that's the last time I try to help anyone.
Welcome to Wednesday's comic! We hope it instills a sense of peace in you. Because peace is good.
Peter, Brian, and I were watching the Bourne movies tonight, but we had to skip the Bourne Ultimatum to make sure this comic got up in time. AND BRIAN HAS NEVER SEEN THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM!
Here's a new comic! It's partly inspired by an impassioned speech I made in college during a class called 'Religion and Imagination in the Works of Tolkien and Lewis'. The nickname my classmates gave that speech serves as a pretty solid summary... the "Doesn't Anyone Have Best Friends Speech" which was given in response to claims that Sam and Frodo's relationship was sexual.
Well isn't today a special day? We are proud to introduce Markus! What an interesting guy! Doesn't he have a nice face?
I'd also like to thank my buddy Sam. Without that project he did on serial killers that inspired the psychopaths of cinema in high school, we wouldn't have a punchline today!